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یکشنبه 20 فروردین 1391

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یکشنبه 20 فروردین 1391

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جوک خنده دار و جالب (2)

از غضنفر می پرسن: بلندترین برج تهرون کدومه؟ می گه: آزادیه دیگه، معلومه که !!!
دو باره می پرسن: پس برج میلاد چی؟
جواب می ده: بابا شما خبر ندارین! اگه برج آزادی لنگ هاشو ببنده، از میلاد هم بلندتره!

 

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یارو قهرمان شنا میشه ازاش میپرسند از کجا شروع کردی میگه والا ما که امکانات نداشتیم , از زمین خاکی

 

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به یه بابایی روز قیامت میبرند جهنم، میپرسه چرا؟
میگن 125/37 نماز قضا داشتی!
یارو میگه 125 یه چیزی، تقسیم بر 37 اش دیگه چیه؟
جواب میدن، اون سینوس زاویه انحرافت از قبله است

 

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یارو زنگ می زنه فرودگاه و می گه: شیراز تا تهران چقدر راهه؟
کارمنده می گه: یه لحظه... طرف می گه: خیلی ممنون! و قطع می کنه

 

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